iamtonysexual:

craplos:

ladies. be careful when u wear spaghetti straps. it might distract the boys. they’ll start thinking of spaghetti. they will get hungry. they will stop at nothing to get their spaghetti.

they will try to eat your straps and suddenly millions of strands of spaghetti will pour out of their pockets

mom’s spaghetti

david-tennants-little-fangirl:

neverthehurricane:

sherlockchins:

sunshien:

my mom asked why i don’t read as many books as i used to and i just said it was because i read a lot of unpublished stories from independent writers online and she thinks that’s very good of me to give undiscovered authors a chance

hahaha

i just read gay porn

#unpublished stories from independent writers online

#so that’s what we’re calling it now

ambitiousbard:

just be grateful that bing didn’t buy tumblr

growlithed:

protip

if someone is drawing or whatever 

dont fuck them up in any way shape or form just for laughs

dont “finish someones drawing” if they leave it unattended

dont scribble across the page or the picture

dont ruin their progress because itll “be funny”

youre an asshole

rneerkat:

i hate when people say “tanks” instead of “thanks” like youre only expressing gratitude to me with 5/6 effort thats rude

reservoir-devotchkas:

cream—-soda:

john hughes is a beautiful person, pass it on

spaceyfrancophile:

God bless Adventure Time

fuckyeahsexeducation:

I see a lot of misconceptions about this so I just wanted to make this point clear. Even if you don’t personally want to ever go through an abortion you’re still pro choice if you think that it should be a personal choice.

chudobs:

someone has waited their entire life to put that title to use and if he is not promoted immediately i am calling the l.a. times and complaining

dinogatorr:

nerdgirlconfessions:

I find to hard to believe that every character who ever digs up a grave does so in a perfect rectangle.

im looking at you dean Winchester.